This a distracted driving selfie by gymnast who literally did a distracted driving ad for an insurance company because all these people are full of shit and contradict themselves to get paid….but it’s funny that this ad dropped less than a week ago….

Your Olympic Hero…and survivor of what I would think is a horrible sexual assault from a fucking monster who was potentially employed or contracted, directly or indirectly by the American government to churn out Gold Medal winners so that they can take on their Russian Counterparts in the Olympics, to prove that America is the land of the free who hates communism….the ongoing Cold War narrative of both nations trying to be the best….so they turn a blind eye to the doctors contracted by the organization when they finger teen girls who are there for a leg injury…it’s a crazy fucking story….and I still blame the parents….but they probably rationalize it as “look how good that turned out for our baby Maroney…she’s god the medal, the brand partners, and years of trauma to work through….a small price to pay…at least that’s probably what they say about it….or not….what do I know….I just know my kid’s not getting molested by a team doctor under any circumstance no matter how hot she is…..not that I have a daughter but you get what I am saying…and that is that if a girl is under 18….it’s on the parents…the protectors…I hope she hates them for it….BUT she’s famous, has fans and makes money because of it, so maybe she doesn’t care….just part of the process like a Disney kid…..

That said, here is her in a towel doing some selfies without the whole distracted driving shit….looking pretty good….

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