I’ve watched this on mute for the last 14 minutes….on repeat…just a gyrating, speedy as fuck, mental case 40 year old mom who has been held captive her entire live being the dancing monkey, literally the dancing monkey to trick people into thinking she’s not a prisoner….all with her Brit Tits out….fucking legend…

I think it’s funny the Leave Britney Alone / Free Britney movement only just happened now, I am sure if you look at the archives of this site, which I don’t, but probably should, there’s likely one solid line out of the 60,000 posts I’ve done….one I could print on a T-Shirt….my HAPPY FACE LOGO is in here somewhere dammit…

Anyway, since being held captive by her dad, I’ve been saying “why the fuck aren’t Britney Fans trying to save her”…they’re just like “Dance for us, you’re Britney Bitch, WHOOOOOOOOOOOO”….so people should listen to me more often…

Or just do what I do and watch this speedy fucking dance routine by a lunatic we love.

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