I make fun of big girls all the time because I don’t believe in BBW or PAWG shit, if anything it’s the last thing I want to jerk off to or fuck, which is precisely why my marriage is so miserable and has been for what 30 years now…..terrible…

But Hayley Hasselhoff, who is David Hasselhoff, the legends, huge titty daughter is the right kind of fat, and I kind of love that despite being rich as shit from that Baywatch money, she’s still getting naked and busting those tits out for a German edition of a magazine that likes to sue people who post their editorials….

I guess she’s following Auntie Pam’s big titty lead, assuming she’s spoken to Pam in the last 20 years, and I assume she hasn’t…you know hence her Baywatch body being a little more modern than Pam’s…

I am sure I’ve body shamed Hayley in the past, but I guess we can just blame her dad for that, you know his show made me have unrealistic body images in women and I guess that’s what made her rebel and take on the eating her feelings…

So blame her dad if you grew up on Baywatch and expect women to look like that….

Either way, I actually appreciate this shoot in ways I never expected….I am loving it actually….let’s get that OnlyFans running, I want to see her butthole or at least how it’s survived….

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