I make fun of big girls all the time because I don’t believe in BBW or PAWG shit, if anything it’s the last thing I want to jerk off to or fuck, which is precisely why my marriage is so miserable and has been for what 30 years now…..terrible…

But Hayley Hasselhoff, who is David Hasselhoff, the legends, huge titty daughter is the right kind of fat, and I kind of love that despite being rich as shit from that Baywatch money, she’s still getting naked and busting those tits out for a German edition of a magazine that likes to sue people who post their editorials….

I guess she’s following Auntie Pam’s big titty lead, assuming she’s spoken to Pam in the last 20 years, and I assume she hasn’t…you know hence her Baywatch body being a little more modern than Pam’s…

I am sure I’ve body shamed Hayley in the past, but I guess we can just blame her dad for that, you know his show made me have unrealistic body images in women and I guess that’s what made her rebel and take on the eating her feelings…

So blame her dad if you grew up on Baywatch and expect women to look like that….

Either way, I actually appreciate this shoot in ways I never expected….I am loving it actually….let’s get that OnlyFans running, I want to see her butthole or at least how it’s survived….

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I am still not done with Halloween, but since it’s 50 percent off all the candy, I’ll give some discount bargain basement slutty halloween costume tits…not quite good enough to be retail price…but still tits.

In my glory days I once body shamed Hayley Hasselhoff because she’s a porker, fat as fuck, fully worthy of being body shamed, despite possibly being loved by her dad, a man who created a world with unrealistic female objectification, where she’d be laughed off the set, even with them big tits, provided she even made it on set…because he’d probably take a blowjob from her on the casting couch….and never call her back…that’s how girls built like this, when they don’t have that BAYWATCH trust fund….\

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sure she’s a fucking disappointment everytime his superficial, vain, drunken ass looks at her….that’s the reason I never had kids was this fear that they’d be fat ugly trolls, I mean that and any girl willing to have my kid would be a monster with a whole lot of issues…I know every once in a while ugly people have good lookin’ babies, in some sort of Karma for always feeling like shit about yourself, and allowing you to feel proud of something, by having the prettiest girl in the school, but Karma’s never been too good to me, leading me to believe I’d end up with some kind of legless mutant that I’d be forced to drag around.

Based on these pictures, maybe David Hasselhoff shoulda had the same intuition because these girls belong back in the abortion clinic dumpster, the home they never got to visit because some asshole decided to let his wife keep them and take them away from a much better fate….but before they revisit…put them big tits in my mouth.

I’m so mean, she didn’t ask to deserve this…when wearing a see through shirt for the paparazzi – knowing they would take pics of her…oh right…she did.

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