Hayley Hasselhoff, like all fat chicks….looks good enough when cropped from the base of their monster tits up….because even if they have a fat head….the monster tits divert from that…and since the rest of their body isn’t in the frame…you don’t get too distracted by their obesity…

Not that it matters to any of you perverts who love all monster tits, fat or not, but it matters to me…

What also matters to me is whether this one will ever do the sex tape….I love celebrity kids, they are hilarious and I love when the forgotten celebrity kids end up with sex tapes…while the other celebrity kids end up with TV hosting jobs…like Hailey Baldwin…

Clearly, this one is a little lazy, in body and mind, and just gets her BAYWATCH PAY WATCH TRUST FUND…no need to actually get fucked by black guys in porno…but it’d be so good if she did…

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