You’d think January Jones would be at the stage in her career where she is on OnlyFans shoving huge dildos in her ass like it was the early days of her acting career and she was trying to get cast..

It’s always the ones who come out strong, not that January Jones ever really came out strong, but you know there was a hustle, a fire that got her on TV…that clearly dwindled and eventually got snuffed out now that she can’t get any work…and that hustle now that she’s made it or is rich or collecting child support from her secret baby daddy….died with it….you know a “I’m famous, I’m rich”….when she should be self-fisting for monthly paying members…I mean isn’t that what tits are for?

Instead we get low level body shots of the 45 year old on her last legs of fertility and being a “woman”…you know when backed against the wall it’d be a good time to actually fucking bring it…but instead we get this soft boring shit….

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