Anna Camp is the 38 year old from Pitch Perfect….and a bunch of other shit I’ve never heard of…and she’s in a bikini….but more interestingly, she’s been divorced twice…like she didn’t learn her lesson the first time…one of those rich and bored so let’s get married as often as possible because it makes being banged out feel more meaningful, which for a vapid and empty narcissistic actor, at least by definition of being an actor, they are vapid and empty and narcissistic, they seek meaning anywhere they can because they need shit to channel when bullshitting everyone on screen…thanks to pulling off the scam.

Now I am sure some of you would want to camp in her vagina, you know stretch it out and make a tent out of it, maybe roast some fucking marshmallows up inside it…gaze at the stars or sing fucking folk songs like “This Land Is Our Land”….or maybe if you’re deeper into folk…some “If I was a Carpenter”….shit….because you know there’s at least one fanboy out there who thinks Anna Camp is the fucking END ALL BE ALL…the fucking EVERYTHING THERE IS….the QUEEN…the prized hen, the apple of their eye, you get what I’m saying…while everyone else out there is like “Who the fuck is Anna Camp”….you know that kind of celebrity….in a bikini…

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