Phoebe Tonkin Bikini of the Day

2021

Apr

I’m glad Phoebe Tonkin has a WIKIPEDIA page because otherwise I’d have no idea who she is…even though I write about her on the regular because she posts bikini pics of herself like a typical Australian with a rockin’ bikini body, because it’s part of their culture…at least according to my ignorant ass….

You see the benefit of not going to Australia to be spoken to with that chainsaw rendition of a british accent, kinda like french Canada french vs French France French…just a vile and disgusting version of what is claimed to be the same language….but yeah, not going to Australia, means my opinion of Australia stems from IG, where I don’t even log in, but where I have in the past and saw ample hot body bikini pics from amazing places…so I don’t have to see the inbred, obese and disgusting meth addict Australians…

Now Phoebe Tonkin isn’t necessarily in amazing places, she’s likely in Los Angeles which as you know is a fucking cesspool of the worst humans chasing a shitty dream and relevance….but they do have an Ocean and sun, which isn’t so bad, but would be better if the great Quake was to hit…you know rid us of the bottom feeders who represent all that the Kardashians have amplified in society to remind us that HUMANS are the VIRUS…

But she is in a bikini and she does have a hot body and if you’re going to be an actress, you should have that…I do like that she’s BROWN PAPER BAGGING herself….you know butter face, no problem, we can censor the bad and focus on the good. She gets it. I like that.