I’ve been pretty consistent on my Liz Hurley content saying that the bikini model is one of three or four things….

1- a freak of nature that actually is age defying and amazing at 55 or however old she is…which is very unlikely because even if she’s fit, gets a lot of sleep, well hydrated, never stressed, of superior genetic pedigree…she’s still in her 50s and 50 year old women look like shit, even the hot ones trying….

2- a BOTOX medi-spa experiment that worked because she didn’t turn into a muppet…

3- an archived photo because at 40 she knew the end was near so the better shoot hundreds of generic bikini pics to give this online illusion, I mean there are CGI influencers out there now, it’s a no brainer to keep the persona alive and cash in while being fat as fuck at home…it’s Aubrey O’Days strategy….not that we remember her…but she’s nasty.

4- her trans son playing her..now that he’s a she…since his dad killed himself…and he’s got nothing but trustfund to turn himself into Liz Hurley…..he already took all her pics so it only makes sense.

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