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2021

29

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

It may not be anything new, but girls are into looking hot for whatever reason, tanlines or “Nature’s Highlighter” because it highlights the motherfucking good parts and girls, for whatever reason, like posting those pics to the internet, because they if they’ve gone to the trouble of getting a tanline, they sure as fuck will show them off, especially if the tanline is more of a “Lockdown” tanline done by the stripper spray tan girl….since everyone is in lockdown or were in lockdown…because you gotta at least try to look like you’re not some indoor dwelling zombie fuck they’re trying to turn you into, but instead a healthy outdoor adventurer the internet gets jealous of but still pays for the nudes of…

Point being…TANLINES are good, real or not, lockdown or not, slutty or not…because it highlights the good parts….obviously..

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