Rita Ora is in Australia rocking a bikini….because what the fuck else are you to do in Australia when you’re more important than their travel bans and can be brought into their country while other Australians can’t….unless she’s Australian and has birth right, but I don’t know if they issued Australian Passports in the KOSOVO refugee camp she was born in….ANYWAY…all this to say…Rita Ora…aging…still has the tits…maybe a little saggier than they were when they first moved to America with a fat record deal that never materialized in records but that likely got her a cash settlement that allowed her to be the perpetual “not quite sure what she does…she says she sings, but she hosts and models…all while rocking hot tits….we do know she’s had sex with Rob Kardashian and rocked his ABORTION…which makes her a fucking hero because she killed off the next generation of Kardashians….unless you’re not into abortions because it is what heathens do even when it’s the smartest option….so she’s a fucking hero…a Kardashian baby killing hero….and now she’s in Australia fucking their most famous export….the Jojo Rabbit / In the Shadows dude…cuz that pussy goes to more industry parties than she does”…

I actually only found out about the Rita Ora Rob Kardashian abortion today….you learn something knew everyday….when the story came out Rita Ora was probably non existent…but I can assure you she still had the tits…they’ve made her, they define her, and I like her for them.

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