Bella Thorne’s looking like she’s given up on her fitness, which was her original gateway into being half naked or in tight clothing doing workouts for people to jack off to, it’s one of those things the influencers do to offset all the shameless “felt Cute Met Delete Later” lingerie pics and “At the beach on this perpetual win of a life again”…shit that brings other kinds of content you can jerk off to…

I like to think that Bella Thorne is just embracing the “natural” look, but then I remember her face is more jacked up with fillers than those people waiting in line to fill up their gas tanks in Atlanta…I think that was a terrible analogy…differnent kind of filled…maybe a her face is jacked up with more filler than a creampie porn star at the creampie gangbang record breaking gangbang…..which would make sense since part of Bella Thorne’s act is that she’s so into porn, she fucks pornstars for free, and she even runs marketing campaigns for them through her agency….when she’s not dipping a toe in porn work with her OnlyFans she never gets naked on…more a bait and switch but lucrative revenue stream….because you can never have too much money when you’re an empty Disney Trained, sold by your parents, or yourself to the evils of the internet…

I do like that Bella Thorne’s trying to bridge the gap of porn and mainstream, something I’ve been about since loving porn at 16 and wanting more of it in the mainstream….I don’t love that Bella Thrne’s trying to bridge the thigh gap…

Maybe it’s that she’s engaged, maybe it’s keeping it real, in an “this is me” oversharing her generation likes so much…and not photoshopping it out is such a better look, even to cellulite haters, than those influencers photoshopping themselves….plus, who doesn’t like a fat ass.

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