Elizabeth Hurley is not one of those 60 year old sluts who built a career being hot…you know objectified and happy for it because it made all her dreams come true…all before the woke and cancel culture started telling men that objectifying women is wrong…even though they are all addicted to porn…but for some reason that’s different…

So yeah, Liz Hurley exists because before she was 60 she was hot, and I guess you could argue that this bikini selfie proves she’s still hot, but in the event you don’t know how the internet or social media works, it’s all fake..

These girls you like are all catfishing you, without even talking to you, because there is tech to alter their images so they don’t need to steal the pics from actual hot chicks and build a lie…they can be themselves while being an altered version of themselves and no one ever knows cuz they never leave the fucking house and if they did they’d never be recognized…

The whole 50 year old women being hot concept is FAKE FUCKING NEWS…hey are old, their uteruses dried up, there’s nothing hot about a 50 year old..even when they pretend there is…but there is such thing as a hot pic of a 50 year old thanks to photoshop…and face fillers and all the other filters and nonsense that goes on..

So Liz Hurley either built an archive of 1000s of pics, that iphone ain’t the most recent one, is it the iphone 1? Nerds, investigate….

Or she got a full body transformation like Donna D’Errico, check out that 50 year old liar…it’s fucking weird…creepy even….

Or this is her trans son who looks like her…pretending to be her…

Either option, still jerk-off-able for her fans….

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