It’s a beach party….without the beach or the party….you know now that most people are too fucking lazy to bother leaving the house, unemployment free money shit, laying mindlessly in front of a screen…the idea of actually hitting a beach for a beach party is so distant and not even because of COVID fears or anything like that…but more a “why bother, my couch is comfortable, plus I’ve never been a beach party ever in my life and if I did, I doubt I’d see this much tanlined pussy….natures highlighter I know…but even in a slutty era of everyone being a slut…they sure as fuck aren’t this slutty in person…they save that for the internet”….well…life may not be as adventurous or exciting in front of a screen…HOWEVER….you can still be a creepy fuck in the comments…and that’s better than wasting time and money to not see tanlines in person because you’re insufferable…only the cool kids get the tanline pussy naked in front of them….and in the event you didn’t know… we’re not the cool kids…

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