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2021

14

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnet are the oppressive lingerie that we can only blame the patriarchy for….women aren’t fish, even if they’ve been rumored to have vaginas that smell like fish, according to any dude who has fucked an unshowered hooker at the end of her shift….and women can’t be caught and tangled up in nets and thrown onto boats…even though they technically can…because you’d assume someone trying to catch women to throw onto their boat would have some help in carrying them onto the boat…but women shouldn’t wear symbols of the OPPRESSOR….because they are the OPPRESSED…and there’s nothing more OPPRESSIVE than nets…I hear that’s how they created the slave trade…human trafficking rings…and any other primitive man capturing weaker primitive man or woman story you’ve heard in history….the net…designed to catch the prey….

So why would a woman subscribe to that….because it’s hot and girls like looking hot…

I is not to reclaim the OPPRESSIVE FISHNET it is because they’ll wear whatever looks hottest and fishnets tend to look hottest..despite all the NEGATIVITY the FISHNETS exude to anyone who is miserable enough to look at the potential NEGATIVE, albeit insane, attributes something has, so that they can be activists, outraged and offended, about something, instead of just chilling out and having a good time…

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