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2021

17

May

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know what step cells Jessica Alba is travelling to Mexico to ingest, or if she’s just got pregnant a few times in order to eat her fetus, you know the youth serum, I just know that after a bunch of kids and being in her 40s, should probably not look like this….

Sure, the tits could be fake, the face injected with fillers, the body just skinny and not actually toned, or maybe she’s at that part of menopause where they get the testosterone up to hold muscle mass before during into a biological dude hormonally….

She’s just made 100 million dollars with her HONEST brand, which as anyone has told me means it’s likely not very honest at all….like when people say “TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH”…or “TRUST ME”…they are implying there is reason to not trust you but the masses who are morons will just subscribe because they don’t look past the surface…

People were disappointed about her 100 million dollar payout, they all thought she was a billionaire, and not making that billion seems unfortunate, but she likely still owns 20 percent of the company, that is now probably evaluated at multiple billions of dollars, the 100,000,000 was just for what they gave up when they went public, assuming I know anything about investing which I don’t….

PLUS, she’s likely had a fat salary since day one, now a fatter salary and she can probably charge the company for any social posts….

I assume she’ll likely get back into Hollywood, making movies, not that she was ever good at it, but she was always hot at it…unfortunatley never naked hot, but still hot…and seeing her repose in Miami because her life is likely a struggle full stress…all that money is always stressful…even when you have staff do everythinf for you so you can focus on looking good as a 40 something mom of 3-4…depending if you count the one they use for stem cells.

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