Jade Chynoweth Bikini of the Day

2021

May

Jade Chynoweth is some STOP THE YARD actor/dancer, you know the kind of girl who gets cast in the straight to DVD version of a popular yet shitty movie that they want to create into a franchise. I know that “straight to DVD” isn’t a thing – old technology but still a measure of quality as far as I’m concerned…

So she’s a dancer, in dance movies, and maybe dance TV shows, who dances on stage with people like Halsey at award shows or reality shows, because dance is provocative, but an art so not slutty, even when naked and dancing pussy to pussy….so even if dancing is dumb, it’s obviously something people like enough for CHINA to use as a foundation for their spyware app….cuz it can be HOT to watch.

I will say that dancers have a level of fit body, this dancer has a level of titties, and the whole thing is probably far more exciting if you actually get to experience her moves, gyrations, connection to body and soul and rhythm…dancers can fuck it’s a fact….but in selfies, it’s still a set of tits..