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May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Nothing says summer is amongst us like a bunch of idiots in masks…I mean nothing says summer like a bunch of restaurants and bars still in lockdown…I mean nothing says summer like hot chicks doing fitness in the park because the gyms are still closed….where their athleisure outfits are so tight you can see their assholes….I like seeing their assholes…

Nothing says summer like a tanline, even one hosed onto a girl by a mobile spray tanner who has a client base of every stripper, cam girl, influencer an slut in her area….

I wonder if that’s slut shaming? Is identifying a slut slut shaming, even if you’re jerking off when you do it? I don’t know the WOKE rules of “I sell pics of my cunt, but don’t call me a slut and if you do, you’re a meanie bigot loser”….OK slut…no one’s saying there’s shame in being a slut…we’re just saying what you do is pretty slutty BUT WE APPRECIATE it…isn’t that just SLUT “pointing out”…or SLUT “Identifying”….like having a mobile app with QR code that lets your grocery store know you comply with the government’s strong arming this experimental vaccine….or those RED BANDS they wore in Germany in the 40s, if you weren’t on the wrong side of the conversation with your Star of David arm band…you get what I am saying here….SLUTS are not a matter of opinion, either you are one or your not and your behavior has consequences that lead to people having an opinion of you…like if you killed puppies…people would likely think you’re a vile puppy killer…that’s not shaming that’s just saying what you are….

If anything, I don’t slut shame, I slut celebrate and a tanline may not be a sign of slut in and of itself, like when your farmer friend works the fields all day and has a farmer tanline..he’s not being a slut about it…BUT when you present your tanline as a highlighter of your good parts..that you normally keep covered up…YOU might just be a slut….

As someone who identifies as SLUT CELEBRATOR…not SLUT SHAMER….SLUT CELEBRATOR Is my PRONOUN….check my INSTAGRAM I don’t use…..and thus you MUST respect me for that…according to your own moral code and societal norms you’ve been working so hard at shoving down out throats…

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