I remember seeing female comics like Whitney Cum-Dumpster complain when the evil and toxic patriarchy are so misogynistic towards female comics because they say things like that they aren’t funny…because they aren’t….

That’s not to saw that women aren’t funny, some of the funniest people I know are women, it’s to say that when you go for the low hanging fruit by being vulgar or crass, you’re not actually being funny, you’re being cheap….

So people like cummings are marketed as funny, despite not being funny, it’s not so much a sexist issue, it’s because they take on the CRASS and VULGAR and act like something you’d expect from an equally lame dude…I think I just hate comedians….for trying so hard to be funny. It’s not funny because of that.

So Cum-Dumpster comes out with jokes like “So I was sucking this dick and I threw up on it”….*crowd roars with laughter*…forcing anyone with a brain to think “Maybe she just manipulated men into giving them opportunties with the same mouths they spew their vile jokes out of…

It worked out alright for Cum Dumpster who pulled off the hot comic enough to land a few TV shows that have made her rich as shit….all while not deserving it based on her talent alone…but talent doesn’t actually exist, it’s really about who you know or who you dick suck…

That said, she’s old, she’s gross, she’s vulgar just to look at…and you know her comedy continues to suck since it always has, and her latest joke is instagram bathing suit content where she’s pretending to be hot…

But these are tits, they got her paid heavy, so stare at them…she’s probably on one of her last periods cuz she’s old…so they are all swolled up..

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