I don’t know why Miley looks like Ellen, which is never a good thing…Ellen is the devil herself and it’s funny to see people hopping on that train, even though I’ve been saying it for at least a decade, her whole act was so obvious and fake, her celebrity and persona was an act, she was an evil and angry tyrant…anyway…the truth always surfaces, I guess..

I don’t know what’s wrong with Miley’s mouth. I didn’t think she was on the inbred variety of meth addict at the trailer park with that wonky eye from a stroke she had one night drinking gasoline…..

I didn’t think she was the rich as fuck redneck with cousins for parents, I thought Billy Ray was just rooked in by his cocktail waitress wife….

Speaking of Billy Ray, she didn’t even need to be a popstar, Disney Kid, to make her own money, her own way… she had all that Billy Ray Cyrus money to inherit, but why not get it when you can, I guess…when you’re already in the system it’s probably easy.

Now, that said, i still think Miley is hot and I appreciate that she’s helped sluts everywhere be the sluts they want to be, because she normalized being naked on the internet….and here’s she squeezing tit, cuz she’s so wild, or because her handlers at Disney want her to be, I don’t know how dark all that goes, I just focus on the tits.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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