Haylee Michalski is the founder of Unibrow Pride

I know what your thinking, should Em Rat Cow be the founder of Unibrow Pride, because she clearly has a unibrow, but she’s more of the fake kind of bitch who removes that shit because she doesn’t think the Eugene Levy look is one for a fake instagram pile of dog shit…

While Haylee, who is substantially hotter than that clown titty Em Rat Cow, brings the unibrow in a way to say “this is how I’m built, if my eyebrows are your concern, you clearly don’t know how to objectify a woman for her bikini body”….

She’s amazing and a reminder that if a bitch is hot enough, any “societal ailment” like being an amputee, down syndrome, a missing eye or teeth, a moustache, hairy nipples, she can pull it off and still be hot….so long as she’s not a fat chick…NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

That said, the whole finding any angle to run an empowerment seminar for the other people suffering from those ailments is definitely played out, annoying…because it’s being used as a marketing hook…and we’re marketed to enough….

The whole “I have a rash, skin disease, stinky pussy, hemorrhoids, alopecia, a tail”..who cares…just be fucking hot and shut up about it already…

All this to say, when UNIBROWS look like Haylee, Unibrows are good.

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