Tanlines are nature’s highlighter…but who needs nature when you have the impressive human who thinks he’s above nature…

Not only are the impressive human responsible for such great feats as creating plastics, creating Genetically modified food, or really the commercialization or industrialization of food, to creating viruses in labs to sell vaccines to the masses based on them feeling some social responsibility….to making the White Rhino extinct….or creating war over bullshit…all fueled by greed and other terrible human traits…..but they’ve also invented the Spray Tan…so when you’re living on Mars in your pod, you’ll get to highlight your tits and pussy like an old school beach girl would back when the Oceans actually existed and weren’t some Augmented Reality simulation…unless this is an augmented reality simulation…

Either way, tanlines are hot.

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