I am a tiny tit supporter, I’d be a tiny tit ambassador, but I got some huge fucking tits and not in a good way, you know being a middle aged man and all…I could use some tiny tit energy to make me look a little less like a middle aged mom in a tank top and no bra whenever I leave the house…

I think tiny tits are substantially better than big sloppy tits, they pack a big punch and are far more manageable on all fronts…they hang better, they make the host body look tighter and more athletic…unless it’s a fat chick with tiny tits but my life philosophy is NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….so when I talk about anything, except big tits, that are historically something fat chicks misappropriate…and confuse for being “hot”….cuz they are large…I mean if I had a bitcoin for every fat girl I’ve seen in a push up bra at a bar trying to confuse drunk guys to fuck them…I’d have a lot of bitcoins and I wouldn’t be here doing tiny tit posts…OR MAYBE I WOULD….

My biggest life regret is not being a bitcoin billionaire…I was on the internet, where the fuck was I when I could have made 100,000,000 dollars for 1,000 dollars…WHAT a fail…

But tiny tits, and supporting tiny tits, is critical to save dumb girls following the bullshit instagram filters and photoshop jobs, leading to hack themselves up to insert plastic in their tits while rying about plastic straws and single use plastic…

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