Fishnet Friday because we celebrate Fishnets, in part because we like the girls who wear them, except I am still scarred by the 89 year old woman I saw in them last week, who I assumed thought she was still hooking in Paris in the 1920…then there’s the fat chicks in fishnets who look like they’re trying to strangle out their thighs like some cat burglar with dental floss on a security guard’s neck during a heist…but fishnets on average and better looking girls, not the outliers, who oftentimes are the norm, are still hot…

I would be suprised they aren’t cancelled because of the oppressive name, FISHNETS, imply that women are fish cuz they have rank pussies and that they need to be netted and controlled by a fishnet….a symbol of the patriarchy…netting women up like a tadpole in the pond amongst shitty children…or like a free swimming fish against the toxic masculinity capturing them….

But luckily, fishnets aren’t cancelled, cuz they can be monetized, they just complain and cancel everything else for the patriarchy…JUST NOT FISHNETS….CUZ THEY make average bitches look better.

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