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2021

21

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Got Them Tits On of the Day

I am convinced that Liz Hurley, who is in her 70s at this point, puts out content that is either shot 20 years ago and in the archive. I’ve heard stories of people being kept alive on social media through old content being cycled through. It’d be an easy troll if she never needs to leave the house or make appearances and if she did…no one would recognize the old tired version since she posts shit like this daily…she’d be under the fucking radar…

Or her trans son is photoshopping himself to look more like her, because she has a trans son who shoots her content and it’s very possible that he knows how to do nerdy photo editing things to help pull the troll.

I’ve been told my entire life to look at a woman’s hands or neck to see her age, it’s like the rings of the tree, or the scars on the labia…and in looking at Hurley in these pics, her neck’s too youthful for her age, something you can’t really hide, even with high budget surgeries and injections…

That’s not to say Liz Hurley and her tits out is not worth looking at, I know people who jerk off to bikini pics or porn of dead people all the time….they may be gone, but pictures last forever….I just think we’re being trolled…or catfished…but who fucking cares….LIE TO ME…sometimes lies feel better than truths…

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