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2021

24

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Summer is here….

Not that tanlines represent summer, there are strippers in the nordic countries that have 23 hours of darkness, you know those nordic strippers all fucking living in their igloos or ice huts fighting off polar bears for survival, but still eager to get naked by the fire for their onlyfans now that everyone, even arctic explorers are whores…have fucking tanlines…

The tanline doesn’t need the sun, so thank god Bill Gates is working on technology to dim the sun, so our world has more of a lounge vibe…..and girls can still get their tanlines to highlight their good parts…

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