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2021

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Where are all the cool people at? Where are all the rebels at?

Is everyone just medicated and comatose from their anti-depressants that they just don’t fucking have anything to offer the world…

It’s like I leave my house and see all these fools in masks following the rules like fucking robots, where’s the excitement, following the rules is so fucking boring..

I see people waiting in line to get in restaurants and stores and it is all so depressing…at a certain point you’d think people would crack, but I think they like it…they feel important being part of this new weird world…

The good news is that it’s not all that bad, girls dress sluttier and sluttier…the zombie drone sheep waiting in line for yoga pants, so that people can see the best version of their ass, but only from 6 feet away, where they are far hotter, thanks to the mask….GOOD FROM FAR by FAR FROM GOOD has never been more relevant…

I know I’m an old timer, but I can say with certainty that people are cool or interesting, they are all idiots just trying to get famous on the internet…which last I checked was built for losers while the cool were busy being cool…

Where’s the good content, good concepts…where’s something inspiring…I’m ready for it…but don’t expect it.

Ya’ll are boring.

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Nina Agdal’s Hot Fucking Outfit
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Topless Model Makes Art!
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How Ketchup is Made
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Watching Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste Work On Her Booty is Something
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The People Running Britney’s Account have Somethign to Say
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Serena Williams is an Olympic Drop Out
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Khloe Terae Celebrates the Canadiens Advancing to the Stanley Cup Finals as Only She Can
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Climbing a 190m Building….with no Safety Gear
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Iggy Azalea Strikes a Pose
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Broken Glass Art…
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Bear Scratches Itch on Tree
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Cat in the Sink
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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