Bella Thorne Nip Slip of the Day

2021

Jul

I have a deep hatred for people dancing in video like this. A few years ago when “RAVES” turned real fucking mainstream, so probably 14 years ago, girls would post their EDM shuffle on the internet and it was always the kind of embarrassing thing that I physically felt in my soul…like “why are you doing that girl”….cuz they look so much better when they aren’t being idiotic clowns…

Anyway, the Disney trained Bella Thorne has brought the shuffle, but her big full tit in her slutty dress doesn’t take away the cringe feeling in my soul, but it makes it more tolerable…

Dancing is dumb, tits aren’t…and her body looks good…thank god she’s inspiring the generation to be premium content selling porno stars in their own right..bridging the fucking gap…SEX SEX SEX…everywhere SEX SEX SEX…like we haven’t always been into SEX…

Plus, it’s Canada Day, I guess we should all be dancing a little more for all the systemic racism Canada was built on….before we go back into lockdown….just dance, but don’t film it unless the dance ends with a butt plug insertion….it never does.