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2021

05

Jul

McKayla Maroney Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if McKayla Maroney always had that instagram face, or if it’s just the look of a generation trying to emulate the Kardashians, because they’ve been sold a bag of shit and were told it was gold, they just haven’t realized it yet….because following ugly girls who try to make themselves hot through surgery, has unfortunately taken hot chicks and turned them into ugly girls trying to look like hot girls…

There’s nothing wrong with your natural face bitches….

But since I don’t know if Maroney modified her look or not, it’d be wrong to cyberbully her for it, especially when she’s out here sexualizing herself by showing off that muscle memory of being an OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST GYMNAST….now retired and of age….making it ok to jerk off to her….unlike when people were doing that when she won her gold and went viral as a meme…

When appreciating her bikini weekend, you must remember, just how good and flexible you gotta be to make it onto the USA Olympic team….which may have a lot of creepy people tainting its legacy as anything that caters to underage girls will attract the fucking weirdos who enable each other to get the most out of the experience….at the expense of these kids all thanks to their parents drinking that Olympic dream Koolaid…but despite the mud on the face of the team…and the fact that most top tier gymnasts look like stunted midget body builders…a hot one like McKayla brings hope or at least bikini pics worth looking at….which could be the same thing…

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