It’s fucking summer motherfuckers….which means that there should be a lot of tanlines happening as people slowly leave their cocoons that they’ve created for themselves thanks to the ultimate excuse in the history of our lifetime…COVID…

But I guess all those addicted to fear…pieces of shit pussies…only use the COVID excuse when it comes to going back to work, collecting government handouts, or avoiding any family functions, or really any responsibility…while living guilt free absorbing the SMUT designed to BRAIN WASH them on NETFLIX….

I have consistently seen the same fucks who are “scared of COVID”….double masking as they drive alone in their cars….throw all risk aversion in the trash when something comes up that they actually want to do…and if you call them out on it….like “you were too scared to do these 10 things, but you’re sucking stranger dick you met on tinder in a back alley every week, you lying fuck”….they can’t handle the “critique”….

So I’ll assume TANLINES didn’t die, even if the souls of humanity collectively did over the last year and a half…and I have proof the TANLINE lives on in a post pandemic, pre-next-pandemic life…..TANLINE LIVES MATTER…..HIGHLIGHT TO GOOD PARTS!!

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