Years ago, there was a glimpse that writing this site was going to lead to greatness, or at least a private jet, because some now big manager hit me up to write movies for him, he went onto do things like Harry Potter and some producer or exec at Comedy Central hit me up for some show ideas and I pitched the ultimate “Pickin’ Up”….which was basically a Jackass for Pick-Up artists, so I mapped this whole concept up because Pick Up Artists was a thing, and the rogue picking up of unsuspecting bitches….this was before the whole “Hook Up Culture”….

So today, I’ve figured out the spin-off, but since no one answers my emails and the Comedy Central dude I pitched is long gone and I don’t even remember his name because he’s the enemy, and the manager who went onto do Harry Potter only answers me to deny that he used to email me about whores he fucks, you know, in case I release the emails that he’ll pretend were doctored, because who would believe a fat 50 year old blogger from Canada…I mean who even has a blog anymore…not even TEEN girls of yesteryear who dominated the format….

But that spin-off show which we can still call “Pickin Up”…will be planting hot trans girls in settings to be picked up, only to get picked up and not divulge their trans status, to film what happens after they hook up and dude realizes he just fucked inverted balls.

That’s the elevator pitch, so if you know any hollywood execs or if you are one, which you’re not, since no one reads this site, I am putting this idea out there, because it’s a good one, a relevant one, a timely one, the social experiment that needs to be done….and it doesn’t just need to be tricking straight dudes into fucking dudes who are now chicks, but we can also take girls who transition to men and put them in the gay bars, to trick gays into fucking girls who are now boys….it’ll be legendary…think of the drama…

Unfortunately, too many people will be scared to get involved because they don’t want to be seen as transphobic, while I see it as a modern America’s Funniest Home Videos or Candid Camera….

Let’s go, let’s get rich together…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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