There was a time when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue was a big deal, I remember jerking off to it as a kid…I remember loving Elle Macpherson, probably the first of the models I can remember jerking off to back in 1987, with her tits out in their 25 year reunion video I got my hands on. She was amazing…

But yeah, there was a time when you had limited options for masturbating to tits, from VS Catalogs, to Sears Catalogs, to Fashion Magazines, to Playboy and other titty mags most people were too shy to buy, maybe the occassional Photo mag or National Geographic and Sports Illustrated SWIM…..the eye candy for the subscribers…and girls wanted that stamp of approval. Being in SI SWIM was a huge deal…

Then instagram happened, the amateur photographer could mimic SI SWIMSUIT pics with an iphone, then SI trying to stay woke and relevant decided to use fat or handicapped girls, so the people said “I’ll just get my bikini pics from the source, I don’t need some editorialized sports magazine to put that together “….but girls..still want that stamp of approval…it gives their bikini pics more purpose or value and it even helps out on adding value for your SUGAR DADDIES….but the pics themselves are terribly fucking boring….but they released the magazine today and we’ve got a bit of a preview…

For the rest of them, check out SPORTS ILLUSTRATED since no one else probably is. We’ve got Kate Bock, Meg thee Stallion, Sports Hooker Olivia Culpo and Test Tube Baby Skriver…

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