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2021

23

Jul

Kristen Stewart Tits of the Day

Kristen Stewart Tits

I would have thought that Kristen Stewart would be the kind of actor who decides that she’s no longer a woman, and that she’s a teenage boy, so that like Ellen Page before her, she’d kill off her name and cut off her tits, and try to grow out her clit into a dick…she just has that vibe…

But I guess she’s just happy being a lesbian, no need to push the boundaries for viral coverage or a way to get more and more famous….because I guess she doesn’t need to be that broken…..

The good news is that she’s into showing her tits, not cutting them off, so we get to see the semi-masculine, not so hot, not so great, but super famous actor with her titties out and if this is what her instagram looks like, since I don’t use instagram, I’m into it….because obviously the next step of the instagram is straight up porn….what a weird time to be around when I’ve been unable to monetize or go mainstream cuz I’m seen as some shitty porn site…when all I do is repost shit from ZUCKERBERG…what a scam…favoritism…OPPRESSION….

In conclusion, lesbians hate me, but I am glad that lesbians are finally getting hotter, cuz no dick in the way of girl on girl sex, is more fun for people into girls not dick.

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