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2021

29

Jul

Laetitia Casta’s in a Photoshoot of the Day

I was just ranting about French Girls supposed to be topless because I live in French Canada, a society that was built on French Prostitutes coming over to the New World to be sold off to the highest Fur Trapper….which they market as empowering, because the women were allowed to interview the men and see if they wanted to marry them…so it wasn’t a pure human trafficking situation…more a poor girl from France paid to go to the New World to get married to some fucking Pilgrim….

Anyway….it was the Lily Rose Depp post where I said she should be topless, it’s the French way, at least based on the French TV from France that we had access to and that had all kinds of tits in it…..we’d watch it for the tits, it was very culturally enlightening, back when porn didn’t exist at the level it does now…when you had a hard time getting on the internet or you’d be bored of the old VHS porns you basically exhausted….it was far better than jerking off to music videos or Figure Skating…

Well, when internet did start to make it’s way, the porn was on these thumbnail gallery sites, or these directories, and in the celebrity section there was ALWAYS some Laetitia Casta topless shoots cuz her tits were huge, she was from France, that’s how fashion worked there.

Needless to say, I’ve jerked off to her tits a lot, and seeing her in this new photoshoot for a magazine is a blast from 1997 or 1998 when my love affair with the model began…

She’s holding up well…Viva le France or whatever the fuck….to socialist fucks….she’s been a babe, still a babe, and I think this must be the closest thing I’ve felt to love in a long time…and she’s old as shit…EXPLAIN THAT TO ME asshole…

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