Sydney Sweeney is living the Yacht life because some people aren’t phased by the current state of the world, some are richer than they’ve ever been because of the pandemic, or in Sweeney’s case, because she want fucking viral and is probably the latest and greatest in young actresses who weren’t sourced from TikTok, which is actually a big deal in this era of SOCIAL MEDIA IS FUCKING LIFE…regardless of how depressing that fucking sounds..
I do like Sydney Sweeney, I know people hate her face, they think she looks inbred or some shit, it’s the ceiling eyes…
I think she’s got great tits on a great body, so seeing her living a better life than me, which isn’t really saying much, I mean she could be washed up on shore getting mouth to mouth and living a better life than me….but it’s saying something…
I want celebrities to be more important than us, to be richer than us, to living the life of luxury while we’re out here dumpster diving and drinking water out of puddles hoping the gasoline gives us a buzz.
But when the celebs have big tits, I want them in bikinis being better than us…
So here’s to her Banner Year…or is it a Beaner Year? I just know she’s on some show called White Lotus by Mike White and she has titty battles with Daddario and it’s great cinema….without the cinema since it is streaming….
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Here’s some IG SMUT, cuz they need to upload to social otherwise they don’t exist…
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