Unfortunately, the only pussy wedgie I’ve seen today was on a group of middle aged guys who I guess don’t go to office anymore, because COVID or some shit….wearing the silliest bike shorts for their casual bike ride…you know Lance Armstrong role play…

I have said this for years, there’s nothing gayer than bicycle shorts, at least bicycle shorts on a man going for a leisurely ride on a Wednesday….which is why I’ll assume they actually had vaginas….because vaginas seem to fucking LOVE bike shorts, you can’t go outside and see a girl who is not in bike shorts, because they either like the way they look, how they market themselves, or how they feel….because they like them so much…they fuck em….and here’s some pics of bike shorts getting fucked.

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