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2021

11

Aug

Hailie Jade Bikini of the Day

Hailie Jade is Eminem’s daughter who you may or may not have grown up to him singing about….you know when being violent about her mom Kim, which I am sure they all laughed about when the broke ass rapper made his hundreds of millions of dollars as the COLONIALIST rapper, using his WHITE PRIVILEGE and SYSTEMMIC RACISM….to EXPLOIT the black people by stealing record sales from them…..despite making black people who found him…richer than they already were in the process….because all this systemic racism shit is idiotic…Eminem came from a trailer park, he got famous because he was good, end of fucking story….

Anyway, Hailie posted a bikini pic, she looks amazing, just check out those tits, they’re huge…

I don’t know if the bikini pic put her mom over the edge, because after this was posted, KIM was hospitalized for trying to kill herself….but we’ll assume that as her mother, she’s into her daughter’s tits, it makes jerking off to them more fun….

So a bikini pic of a really fucking rich kid clickbaiting on a boat forces me to ask a very important question….WHERE IS THE FUCKING BUTT SHOT….how you gonna visualize eating an ass if all you have to look at is the titties….

Most importantly, do you think Eminem jerks off to his daughter’s internet porn, maybe he shot the pic, prepping for her only fans and porn career, since that’s what all girls do for a living now, I don’t have a daughter, does it turn off the boner when accidentally walking in on her everytime you know she’s masturbating or taking a slutty selfie…I’m going with probably not, since I’ve heard Emimen is gay….but his daughter’s bikini pic could change that….the tits look good…

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