I like to be a dooms-dayer because it makes things more fun to watch. It gives life meaning…I am typically a troll but I am not trolling on this….I mean I love annoying people, making people angry, pushing people to their limit…but I like to think I’ve been doing the public service announcement…as a not for profit entity, this is charity motherfuckers…

Plus it is quite possible that we’re headed in that direction, it would have been VERY easy to orchestrate over the last 30 years, but I will say that we’ve all observed this happening before our very eyes….the demise of humans….I just didn’t realize how easy it was to do because I didn’t realize that they could bribe experts but since people have no souls they go along with it…

So I look at these tanlines knowing that the sun may be blacked out in some new Bill Gates technology….but there will always be spray tans…and if we end up in the camps the CDC has planned…I don’t know if spray tans, tanning beds, or even outdoor time will be limited if you behave and take your shots for the evil corporations who own us…

So take it in…the TAN LINE may be a dying art…which it too bad, because I think they’re hot….they HIGHLIGHT all the good parts…

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