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2021

16

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Oh Shit….here’s some lactating girls who realize that they’re either a dying art form…or making the best of their milky tits….don’t let spilt milk go to waste or whatever the expression is….don’t buy the cow if you get the milk for free…fuck I don’t know what milk metaphor I’m looking for…but there’s a reason for milky tits and I don’t know what it is because I may have tits…just not lactating tits…

I like to think that people aren’t making babies, which I would argue is not actually the case, but I saw Jimmy Fallow celebrating the end of white people, despite being white, because you’d have to fucking hate yourself to be a dancing monkey with no self respect like that….

I go outside and all I see is young people pushing babies like a bunch of fools who don’t think the end of the world is around the corner, because they are too caught up on social media and making babies is a trend like all the other trends, thanks Kardashians for populating the world with retards…idiocracy.

Point being, if you have milk in your tits and you’re not producing lactating titty content to perverts who are into milky tits….you don’t exist, or your not maximizing sexualizing your post pregnant self the way you should because being nutritious and delicious all with bigger full tits is a great selling point..

Posted in:Lactating

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