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2021

17

Aug

Bella Thorne Matches Buildings of the Day

Bella Thorne posted her big tits busting out of a bathing suit she’s wearing next to some building of the same color which was her caption, assuming she’s still a her…this pronoun shit is a joke at this point…just keep on making jokes people…

I would say that this is an inspiring shoot, but since everyone is their own SI SWIMSUIT magazine, I think more people need to get more creative…and I don’t know what that looks like, if I did, this site would probably not be a sinking ship no one bothers with, but rather an industry leading trend report…

I just know that bathing suits are clickbait and I’m looking for more…maybe Bella Thorne needs to do spoken word or something…potentially vaginal puppet shows…something less “I’m in a bathing suit”…while still being in the bathing suit, since there’s no place for clothing on social media….

I like to think she’s the future of Hollywood, Disney created, ready to take over with her minions of slutty fans….merging porn and mainstream…but there’s so many turns this shit can take, we could all turn our backs on porn….since it’s boring….and get more modest is the hottest on these people….but the reality is that it’ll just be more and more genderless porn to keep us distracted in our cells masturbating all day….which isn’t that big of a deal, since you’re in your windowless basement doing that all day anyway…

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