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2021

01

Sep

Gigi Hadid Wet of the Day

I’ve been a consistent hater of the Hadid and Jenner clan, they were just a group of entitled bratty rich kids who wanted to be legitimate, so that people would stop seeing them as bratty rich kids, so their parents bought their legitimate careers, and the brands bought into it because marketing people have no vision, or taste, they just want to do their job and be left alone so they don’t get fired, you know they’ll cast who they are told to or who other people like, because they can’t make those calls…it’s like pop music, NO ONE in their soul likes pop music, they just think they do because they are told to….or Seth Rogan movies, no one really thinks they are funny, but they laugh because other people laugh….I remember seeing something in the movies, maybe it was a Seth Rogan movie about a Teddy bear and I would watch people laugh in unison at the same bad joke, not even the funny jokes in the movie, but the real obvious ones, and it was worse than watching a Jimmy Fallon movie…I mean TED must have come out 15-20 years ago…and I knew we were doomed then so I know we’re doomed now..

Anyway, GIGI, the hotter of the Hadid sisters, or the first mover of the Hadid sisters, that allowed that other spooky one Bella to have her time to shine…is really not hot at all…

I don’t know what the fuck is up with this saggy muppet face, is it injections, why the bulldog jowls….has she always looked like this…or is it only post pregnancy…

I don’t now but the nude swimsuit should just be a nude her, because it’d make this more interesting since she’s a new mom and they are supposed to pull their tits out for empowerment now that they’ve learned the true function of tits….

But the “model” who bought her “model” career…because she’s an instagram pitch girl who got put in the wrong category when the industry was trying to figure out social media and realized “shit these non-models have what it takes to SELL PRODUCT”…why did they ever use actual models who look good but don’t sell product and ultimately, that’s all they care about..money…

I forget where I was going with this….I am sure it wasn’t that valid or worth reading anyway…so look at that doughy face..

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