As winter approaches and these impending lockdowns are upon us because all the politicians are either brainwashed, programmed, bought, AI ROBOTS, no longer human…or being controlled through the 5G cuz they got the vaccine to get those nanoparticles up in their brains….but that’s just conspiracies…even though conspiracies have been fact 6 or less months after they come out…you fools..

But yeah, as winter approaches, vaccine passports get more aggressive, everyone becomes vaccine dependent to survive if they don’t die, while the unvaccinated end up in camps or killed off by variants that they’ve created…because the government fucking LOVES these lockdowns, in Canada, our fearless soulless groomed and evil leader who was a gym teacher or a drama teacher…has already warned us of what is coming…LOCKDOWNS FOREVER…LOCKDOWNS FOR THE CLIMATE….LOCKDOWNS….

So tanlines may or may not really be a thing, since no one will be allowed outside, and girls will have to create secret cells, like the underground railroad to get to their spray tanner….I mean they’ll need it for their social media….I mean assuming they don’t have a filter for that…since NOTHING we see on screens is fucking real…

That doesn’t mean tanlines are the hottest natural highlighter of the good parts…

It just means…tanlines as we know them may be under attack…

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