Elizabeth Hurley is the UK Sugar Baby who never dies. Not that I wish death upon her like one of her baby daddies who jumped off a building last year, leaving her gay/trans/confused son out of his will, which is always hilarious when these sugar babies keep the baby from the rich guys for profit, only for it to backfire when the motherfucker offs himself…

I am not too sure if this is Liz Hurley, or if this is even Liz Hurley, I have a few theories on why an old lady looks as good as she does…they are:

1- Filters, Photoshop, Angles

2- Archive footage she preemptively shot years ago knowing that you can fake being alive and trick people thinking things are current, while bitch is 300 pounds sitting at her beach house.

3- This is her tranny son, showing off his new tits, because that’s what happens when you’re been indoctrinated by the narrative because you have EMPTINESS in your soul…and don’t deal with your internal demons and blame being the wrong gender for your unhappiness, what kind of fucking brainwashing of inclusivity and not wanting to offend tells people ‘CUT YOUR DICK OFF YOU’LL BE HAPPY”…..your dick is your LIFEFORCE…

In conclusion, the tits still look good, and if I was a billionaire back in the 90s, I’d only be buying the CREAMPIES off her sex menu for rich guys she hustles harder than a used car salesman…because sugarbabies are great sales people.

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