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2021

03

Sep

Jessica Szohr Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Wisconsin’s finest, and I am not just saying that cuz she’s cheesy as fuck….I am saying that because she’s got big fake tits.

Her acting career involves being on Gossip Girl, where I guess she now feels like the other members of Destiny’s Child, while Blake Lively managed to win at life, while the rest were forgotten…I wonder what human sacrifice that takes, as this one continues to do unimpressive work, while having tits far better than Blake Lively….I don’t know if they are real, she had a kid back in January with a Hockey Player, so maybe she’s still lactating.

She’s currently on Seth Family Guy Guy’s show called “The Orville”….and as as far as I’m concerned her last name reminds me of herpes….sores…

TITS ARE TITS!


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