This is probably not the kind of cornhole you were hoping for, and really it’s not the kind of cornhole I was looking for, because I am convinced the asshole is the gateway to the woman’s soul, but more importantly, I am sure that Vanessa Hudgens’ cornhole is one of darkness, assuming she hasn’t bleached it, which we should never assume, ass out of me or whatever the expression is..

As a industry puppet pushing the narrative, I am shocked she’s not showing her actual cornhole, since she’s been sexualizing herself on social media like an onlyfans girls this entire pandemic, generating interest for herself, money making opportunities for herself…but unfortunately not by showing her asshole…while all these other girls of the internet are pulling their assholes out any chance they get in a “I’ll show you mine if you pay me”….kind of “half retard at the public pool” level of exposing genitals…the kind of thing that gets a perv flasher on public transit arrested, but when a girl does it unsolicited, it’s not considered sexual offence cuz we all love it…

So as everyone is pulling out their vagina, in a “LOOK AT MY VAGINA”….as they drool on themselves dumbed down from all the dopamine they get from chronic masturbation…Vanessa Hudgens cornhole remains literal….and that’s tragic….CUZ I WANT TO SEE IT…even though I know there’s not soul that the anus is traditional a window to….she’s kind of a product of the industry and no longer human…

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