I’ve made fun of Suki Waterhouse in the past because that’s pretty much what I do…just a miserable fucking loser who tries to drag hot chicks who are just out here in skimpy fucking outfits trying to give boners as they elevate their own careers. How dare I.

Things I’ve made fun of Suki Waterhouse for include being replaced as Brad Cooper’s girlfriend with the much hotter and more substantial Irina Shaik, I mean…that’s not really making fun of her, Irina Shaik is in another league of woman and Brad Cooper as a rich A-Lister deserves the best he can get.

I’ve also made fun of Suki Waterhouse for being some scenester rich kid who somehow tricked people into letting her model. I think she was part of the Cara Delevingne rich kid turned model movement in the UK, which was a reminder that you don’t have to be the hottest…

That’s not to say that I don’t think rich kids deserve all the fame and glory they get, I am a firm believer in nepotism and keeping generational wealth within the family. If you’re born into a rich as shit family, that’s the genetic lottery you’ve won….

It’s just to say that Irina Shaik in her cold water flat in the middle of Siberia where she didn’t see a TV until her 16th birthday, is just more impressive that she’s made it where she’s made it all because she’s just that fucking hot…

I don’t think Suki would have made it out of a high end department store if she didn’t have the family’s private banking card to get her there…

In conclusion, her boyfriend is Robert Pattinson since 2018, not quite Brad Cooper but same strategy to become a legitimate actress, since her model thing was pretty lackluster.

Have you seen any Suki Waterhouse movies? She’s been in a lot of shit that I’ve never seen but she’s trying and that’s more than most rich kids can say for themselves as they charge daddy’s account at the country club for their cobb salad….

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