I guess the highlight of pregnancy, which I don’t think really has that many upsides, is the whole tit thing…

I wouldn’t call myself a milky tit fetishists, since the milky tits mean new enough mom, even if milky tits are delicious and nutritious, not that I’ve ever sucked on one, my mom was repulsed by me as a child and that’s a trend that’s been pretty consistent with most women…

I would however call myself a titty fetishists and figure that if the milky tits are enough of a hook, or reason to get a lady to pull out her tit, I’ll support her in that…

Since I am a believer that childbirth is not the wonderful miracle of narcissism to keep our species around but rather a hug sacrifice made by women who don’t necessarily know better and who think they’ll find a higher purpose in using their natural given baby making machinery to do what it is supposed to do…

Since I know that childbirth leads to the destruction of some of that machinery, like the vagina itself…I figure giving their titties some shine like the husband who is excited by the new tits cuz that’s the only benefit of childbirth…is the least I can do for a better tomorrow…since moms are an important part of society and without them…all babies would be made in a lab and that’d be weird.

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