If you remember a time when women didn’t wear leggings….and yes, I am well aware that women wore leggings in the 90s but that was really not in the same way unless it was for Aerobics class, which in and of itself was pretty hot…but the average girl in public always had an oversized sweatshirt to cover the good parts…

So there was a time when leggings weren’t the way they are now…which basically allows us to see the girl wearing them in a better version of their naked self, since it holds them all together, and seeing a girl looking the way she’d look fully naked but better while waiting in line on my stupid grocery store social distancing sticker that I am sure saves lives…makes my life more meaningful…I am but a simple man, who appreciates simulated nakedness in public places, cuz tight pants make using our imagination obsolete..a good way to keep us mindless…unless of course you visualize things you’d do if you could with those pants and the girls who wear them…but that’s your own weirdness and not what this tight pant celebration is about!! You pervert. We can’t take you anywhere…not even grocery shopping

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