Tan lines are a magical reminder of vacations to the beach…or I guess summer in general…only when I get out there and end up with a tanline because reclusive hermits who don’t leave their house tend to catch on fire the second they are exposed to the sun….THIS IS NOT A SCREEN WHY IS THERE LIGHT COMING FROM IT….and why does it BURN MY SKIN….is this what getting vitamin D feels like?

I know that the suns been marketed as some cancer causing UV filled monster, but I figure you should take your chances, especially if you want a tan line, because tan lines are hot….

I would assume that the artificial tanners that people are spraying themselves down with to achieve that whole tan line effect is probably a lot worse for a motherfucker than the actual sun…you know since it’s chemicals…but I’m no scientist and I don’t care how the tan line happens so long as it happens cuz it HIGHLIGHTS the good parts!

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