Gwyneth Paltrow in tub is hilariously seen as “big news”. because she’s celebrating her 59th birthday or some shit because she’s a fucking dinosaur…but also a narcissist who get celebrated and goes viral for being a degenerate rich person who does fancy shit because you can’t….and like a cult, she’s got all these women who buy into everything she pushes on them…from steaming their vaginas, to vagina scented candles, to vibrators because masturbation is self care people, it’s great for your skin…just stay home masturbating motherfuckers….

So yeah, despite being a senior citizen, the entitled rich kid who has had everything in her life handed to her, her parents were famous and she was born into it…which is fine, I am not against the lucky sperm club, I just find the lucky sperm club annoying when they push their bullshit on regular women who don’t have the same resources…because it’s ok for some rich and famous cunt to be a cunt, but when middle of the road start acting like one, it gets annoying..

Now, if she was really sex positive, or BIRTHDAY SUIT serious, she’d be making this post a labia empowerment post, because not seeing her old lady labia like we were Brad Pitt when he dated her or that guy from COLDPLAY who had a kid with her named APPLE….is the real crime in this…

This is the kind of “Nude selfie” you return to fucking sender when you’re trying to get off….and someone in the business of vibrators should know better….

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